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Turnip One Million is blog of sorts dedicated to a stupid and expansive watch-order of Twin Peaks. It's written by someone more obtuse and pretentious than ought be possible. Her experiences are NOT relatable and she has a pool of potential references only belonging to someone who is likely deeply unwell. This blog is written with a deep, inconsistent ideological bent that will never be explicitly stated but is nonetheless really obvious. If you are upset by the lack of respect for English syntax, tense, person, voice and the vast number of words which already exist, please feel free to mark up my work in red pen, I am eager to learn.

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